Hahas, lols and bais.

and it is on days like these - boring days when the little boxes next to the people i want to talk to ain't green and i get to entertain myself by strumming endlessly on the same guitar chords for hours or replaying a video of me lip syncing on ipod and laugh blankly- that i come to realize i don't have that many friends as i might seem to have(which sounds pretty impossible if according to the number of friends i have on social websites). oh wait. a second look at the contact list and then there's this one friend that i have not been talking to for how long again? i clicked and the conversation window with the once familiar background comes in sight. i run my fingers across the 26 keys and i didn't know which one to start with. i hesitated and closed the window. what is there to talk about after asking howdoyoudo and finethankyou? haha, lol and bai? i suck at conversations and coming up with topics to brag on without preparation. in other words, i suck at maintaining friendship, relationships and blablablacksheeps wtfiknow. the only people i go out with nowadays are the few people that are ultimately close to me. either they had been there with me since primary school or they had bathed with me together or wrestled me on the floor or slept with me in my bedroom or many other little things that still puts a smile to my face whenever i think of them. it's not that [ somerandomyou ] can't make me smile but somehow i had built walls around me since the last relationship. after all, you only get hurt from the people closest to you, no? anyway, i digressed.

despite me telling myself all these and to perhaps, stop shutting myself in, i still can't guarantee you that you won't get haha, lol and bai from me the next time. at least, i promise i'd make myself sound a little more enthusiastic which after all, you can't see my face and i can't see yours either, so. =)

also, a video that i find pretty amusing. look at the boy's mouth from 0:49, he's like restraining himself from laughing. lol.

oh. and 0:38 is also epic. hahaha.

Why you should buy a new house

You walk into a house and you feel like this is home. This is where you want to stay. Everything up to the patterns of the tiles in the toilet fits your dream house description. You know this is home. Awesome rite?

Of course that would be awesome if you weren't staying in it when the house is undergoing renovation. And the toilet tiles? It takes a hundred gazillion hours of looking through all the tiles in the show room to find the perfect match that is black and white.

Let me tell you what. Don't renovate your house. Save the trouble and save the money and go get a new one.

Now, there's this site called Propwall that has all the top properties and most wanted properties in Malaysia and etc etc. Simple steps to find your dream house there i can assure you. Find the location where you would want your house to be at the PropertyHotSpots and then click on one of the little monopoly houses that has a fancy name which suits you because your house should have a name just like mine which i call it the Belltower because dingdongbell wtf.

Anyway, if you dont really care about the location and all you want is like for example, the perfect match of toilet tiles, you can browse through their arsenal of 40000 pictures which i suppose you will find something that matches your taste.

Then again, your dreamhouse don't come free and if you want to sell your old dilapidated house away, Propwall is also your solution to find buyers that think dilapidated houses are cool. Of course, if you do not have enough money to spare on buying your dream house, then why not consider renting it? Better still, start investing to earn money so that you can get your dreamhouse in the near future.

Anyway, back to the Belltower wtf.

The Belltower is still undergoing renovation and Master Bell Junior is still stuck in Belltower for god knows how long and has run dry on inspirations which once again becomes an excuse for the almost dead blog.

Touching on my what?

If you want to 1__me i wont say no. Touching on my 2__while i am touching on your 3__ you know that we are gonna 4__cause i don't give a 5___.

Gosh. Fill it in for me, would you?

How to rot away.

Gosh. It has been ages since the last post. *blows off dust*

I know. What to do? I was so busy with erm. rotting away.

All my inspirations have rotten altogether as well. I have been kept at home for way too long. I have been restricted to all inspiration sources. I need to go out. *reachesouthandforhelp*

If you are thinking that rotting is awesome and you wonder how to rot away, you can start off by sitting in a corner and just sit there and then keep sitting. Sooner or later, you will start to find mushrooms, maggots and all rotting stuff on you.

Anyway, if you have not been seeing me for a very long time, this is what i look like now.

yes. those are fungi. i am now the fungi man. wtf.

p/s please dont be afraid of me. i do not have fungi on me. seriously.

Life in a club.

You know you are in a club when your ear drums are drumming madly, there are strangers around you, and you really feel like hitting someone in the face because of the mad music.

My house is currently under renovation, and it definitely feels the same.

The test had made me pregnant, but that's okay.

I woke up on the last day of the exam and felt nauseous. And then i realised i had not been menstruating for a month, which means..Yes. I am pregnant. wtf.

The pregnancy made me late for the exam and when i got in the whole room was looking at me like they've never seen a handsome guy before, not like that they never seen me before, probably just not enough i guess.

Anyway, the crazy part came after the examintations. Met up with qianglin and asked paul to join in. Went for chilli panmeee. =D and then to the batting cage at One Utama and for bowling. Then, the awesome part came. We went to the Ampang Look Out Point without a map! Pretty cool huh.

Took us approximately 2 hours to get there. Jam session and missing out the turns for five times included. haha wtf.

But everything was worth it. The whole city was shining back at you. Street lamps flickering. Car lights crawling. Buildings looked like as if a hundred of candles were lit up on them. And the air was so cool that my hotness actually faded a little.
Man, ma guitar's test in like 15 hours' time. But it still feels freaking awesome to get rid of all the papers on the wall. =D

p/s fyi, i have never experienced menstruation.