Who says BM is not important?

Today is a good day. Yes, the sun is bright, the clouds are white and the sky is blue.

Very happy rite? I almost got the biggest shock of my 17-year-old life. fml.

When i was driving on the biggest roundabout i've ever seen in my life, my sister called me. Halfway through the call, i caught a glimpse of a big large white motorcycle behind me. I dropped my phone immediately after the conversation and looked at him who was now beside my car. He was looking at me behind his large sun glasses. And he was pointing towards the road side.Fuck my life, i was thinking, fml seriously.

And when he drove past me and headed towards the spot where he had pointed, I pulled out my wallet, and emptied all the money in it, leaving a one buck note in it. When i stopped right behing the large-arse white cycle, I put on my best smile and tried to look stupid. He came over, knocked on my window. I looked at him and gave the stupid look, with my best smile on it. Yea wtf. He gestured me to lower the window. I did. And he smiled at me.

"Boi, you tau you apa salah ar?"

I wanted to say, TAK TAU O? APA SALAH SAYA AH? but resisted against it. Instead, i said

"err..."

"you cakap telefon, apasal tak mau guna handsfree?"

"err..hehehe."

"kasi ic, license."

He took a look at the identification cards for a moment.

"AH. P license lagi ah. Mau kena saman ar? kena saman kasi gantung license boi, MAU?"

"err..hehehe."

He pretended to start walking towards his monster-arse bike, then he turned around and looked at me with my wallet with a smirk on his face.

"Apasal buat dengar telefon? Mau belanja saya ah?"

Immediately, i looked into my wallet. I took out the only one buck in it, and pretended to look for more money. And i couldn't find any. So, i gave him the one buck note and said sori with my most innocent look. He pretended he didn't see me giving.

"U pelajar ka? Belajar kat mana? Ini kereta u ar?"

"Err. Kat TAR kolej bang. TAR. Kereta mak."

Then i raised my hand higher.

"EH, tak mau lar. Lain kali jangan ulang ah."

"er...hehehe."And he walked towards his big-arse-bike and left. I grinned a little, and couldn't stop laughing at how good i am at weaving lies when he was out of sight. TAR wei. haha wtf. Yet, i also could not stop shaking when i drove home later on, I was still a little frightened.

FIRST TIME MAR. hehehe.

After this incident, i really regretted....

because i didn't give a damn about BM when i was in secondary school, and i was so bad at communicating with it, all my replies were "er...hehehe."

The Kuku Parlour

Hmm. How do you want your kuku to be done? Trimmed, dyed or styled?

lol wtf. I know.

Ah-choo

This is not about how colourful my life is.

This is about how colourful the time i got sick.

Yes. I was sick for the past few days.

It started of with a sneeze. And then a little heat rose in my body temperature. And then sooner, i felt a little dizzy. And i got the Fever wtf. Then there were headaches, stomachaches, and of course, lots and lots of wateryshittings diarrhea-ing. The shyts were chocolate in colour, like chocolate chocolate. But most of the time, it reminds me of a cup of milo. A cup of milo that has more water than the powder which makes it pretty watery. gone too far liao wtf.


Back to the story. And all i could eat these few days were only bread and bread and bread. All i am allowed to drink is only plain water. And all i could do was sleep and sleep and sleep like there's no tomorrow.

And the most funny thing is the question my mum ask me every now and then i wake up.

"Your bones got pain anot?"

She was so scared i got H1N1 wtf.

A letter to my beloved Aunty Joyce.

Dear Joyce,

How are you lately? It's been quite some time since i called you out or called you just to let you talk to me. wtf. haha.(updating the mukabuku status again. wtf.)

I still can remember all the little things that happened on the first year we met which is like 4 and a half years ago. And the big ones too. And those that will definitely makes you go "wtf?!" Yea. You were definitely the aunty you are still now, only with shorter hair then. You are still shorter than me. You still have the lazy-to-choi-you look. Haha.

You are the good friend that never was there when i needed you. Haha. And still you are my good friend, i know, like wtf. haha. We have the weirdest friendship on Earth. And we rock. haha. More of me rocking than you do though.
And the only prove of our friendship for so long, are the birthday cards, the sms-es, the calls on the phone list, and the one picture of us together taken by zoe. We have so many yet so little things to keep in memory of our friendship and yet we are still going on strong. So yea, i love you lar aunty. =) (updated the mukabuku status again. wtf again. haha.)

Happy 18th Birthday again. And i am still 17. be jealous.

and don't scratch my face next year wtf.

I want my Mummy.

Like every other mornings, i wake up to prepare myself for school. One thing not to be missed out, is to look at the mirror, toseemyownhandsomefacewhichisquitetruehahawtf to check if i am neat and tidy. This morning, i discovered something so terrible and so horrifying, ipeedinmypantsthatinstant i decided to leave my house at once.

There were very not-very-deep cuts all across the right side of my face!I am not that desperate to post a post till i have to scratch my face for this post, would i? Well, someone or something must have scratched me. Now, the problem is, no one is at home. Which is why i left home at once when i saw the cuts. I am afraid. Kanasai so scared. wtf.

What shit could have done this terrible thing to my face?

Something/one scratched me in the middle of the night! Maybe the little-boy-under the desk got nothing to play liao. wtf.Or could it possibly be Joyce who climbed in and scratched me because i planned nothing for her coming birthday?Or did I hurt someone so badly that he/she hates me so much till my face also kena?

Maybe i scratched my face last night when i went out and did not noticed.

Still, whatever it is, i am still scared. like wtf scared. wtf wtf.

Who wants to come over and sleepover tonight?