Today. I flunked my bio. Cannot blame me. It was the element of surprise that defeated me. I didn't know about the test till yesterday.
And then one thing that bugs me seriously. Is how little comments i get. Kenny sia posts a picture of a poster with the word manhood therapy. And he gets more than 50 comments.
I post a post about me winning two tickets to the premiere screening of Terminator Salvation. And i get 9 comments, with 2 from my ownself.
WHY LAR WHY?
Even nigel's post about his new haircut also get more comments than mine.
wth.
p/s yes. i am jealous. pure jealousy. lol. XD
update : My bio got a B. 3 marks away from an A. diu!
I actually won myself a pair of tickets for the Premiere Screening of Terminator Salvation! I joined this contest held by nuffnang. And i appeared to be one of the 50 most creative bloggers. =) Yes. Your friend, Ding. Is. Creative.
What i had to do was to fill up a slogan that is If I am a terminator, I will terminate... in not more than 15 words. Well, your very Creative friend, decided to try it out. And i completed the slogan with ...Kenny Sia, because he has balls bigger than mine.
This is only one of his balls.( if you read this post from kennysia, you'll know what i mean.) You say large anot lar.
Back to the story.
Okay. And yesterday when i came home, i checked my mail eagerly to see if i have won the contest. And what a disappointment it was when i didn't see any emails from nuffnang. I got tu-lan and i went to sleep. When i woke up, there was an extra mail in my inbox.
YES. IT WAS FROM NUFFNANG! And I got so happy, i tore my shirt and ran around my neighbourhood naked. i started laughing in front of my laptop.
I think the suey-ness have left me for good for the time being. =)
And people, you really must watch Terminator Salvation when it is being release officially. Because i am going to be the Terminator. XD p/s what a happy moment it was. and everything got shattered when i looked at my calendar and realized my mid years is 2 weeks away. update : As stupid as it might sound, i gave the tickets away. At least it's not wasted, right? =P
The author of this blog got himself involved in a serious car accident and hence, might not be able to update his blog for the next few days.
Below are some pictures of what happened.
The author is safe and sound and he ran out of the burning car just in time to take this magnificent picture and saved his ass from getting burnt.
Haha. Okay lar, not funny.
This is what happened to my car lar. I turned around to throw my file on to the rear seat, and my right hand was still pulling the sterring downwards. And *bam* my car rammed into a small divider just outside the main entrance of my school. The spot my car rammed into. And myvi is so vulnerable. So vulnerable that the metal went dented at once. I swear on one of my balls that i wasn't even accelerating, the gear was at D itself. And the outcome was so serious, i WAH-ed two times. DOUBLE THE WAH!
Now the door on the driver's seat can't be open completely because of the little dent. My first accident. Sure have to take photo. So memorable leh. So i gave this very tu-lan smile. Because i still have to pay for it myself.
Aih. What to say? Suey lor.
Michael Bay also don't want to use a Myvi for the movie Transformers lar. If he does, that autobot/decepticon would be the most cacat one. So don't buy a Myvi.
p/s fortunately, it was only a single party accident. Not so troublesome at least, and no blood was spilt. Should really be more alert in the future liao. and suey means "bad luck" by the way.
A very good reason for postponing your assignments and projects, as well as for not studying for a test due the following day.
Thank you, ma. And these are my presents. Just a small little token for what you've done after all this 27 years.
Carnation(s).
more carnation.
Cold Hard Cash. So cold my fingers got numb holding it. Rock-hard gold bars that spread across acres and acres of land and so hard that your teeth will definitely break into pieces if you try biting on one of them. A large residence of whatever kind where the queen or the president will be the one washing your toilet bowl and taking all your orders. My heart. (I know so many girls wanted this, but sorry, only my mum can have this, all the girls can have other parts of my body. XD)
You're worth it Ma. I love you. =)
p/s what are you giving your beloved mum today? XD
The H1N1 virus is screwing everyone up. Now, everyone is fucking scared of it.
It started off in Mexico. And then it went off to the whole world. Soon, it will be declared phase 6 by the WHO and then later, wipe out half of the population on Earth. In time, every major city in every country will be infected. And those infected ones will eventually become creatures. And once these creatures bite you, you'll become one of them. And by then your breath will stink. You'll eat shit. You'll make disgusting sounds like when fat people sleep. You'll be like this.
Still, there will be people that will live on, in small colonies, or alone. Working hard, day and night to find a cure for this infection. And these people will become legends.
