Excuses for being absent.

Dearest teacher(s),

Please, can i not go back to school tomorrow?

I still don't feel like going because i haven't finished my homework yet. Not that i never did my homework through out the whole hols, but i need more time to do more revision. Oh, and didn't you receive my invitation card? I am going to get married tomorrow too!
Besides, I also need to save the world, you know. I am Super Prime. The world needs me.
I know all these sound shitty.

Fine. fine. At least do believe that it's the Jurassic Period.
Please, can i not go to school tomorrow?

Update: i got all the results for trials today. I really should seriously go fuck myself. I am such a big time sucker. Throw!

A trip to One-U

Nothing exciting has happened to me lately. Well, some are on their way tho. Like on the 24th, my results for the previous trials. ooh. pretty exciting.

Well, so i went to one u with fuguai people yesterday. And as i was much earlier than they were, i decided to go for bowling. A game costs 8 bucks. throw!
The results were urm...not bad for someone who didn't even stepped into a bowling court for like 3 years.

Then we watched 'Where Got Ghost'. Made me laugh till i almost cried. The laughing scenes are almost incessant. Just so you know. =) movie ticket: 11 bucks.Went for dinner afterwards. And Mr.Fu chose dragon-i. I think that's the name of the shop. lol.


Shredded pork with shredded onion and shredded laaaaaaaaaa-mien. 14 bucks.

Food from Heaven. Ah. The xiaolongpau. The soup that flows out endlessly from this small lump of meat wrapped in flour. And talking about it makes my mouth water once more. 12 bucks. This is Mr. Fu .
The mess we left.
Yes. My bill was 180.55. Only mine.
And this is Mr. Spiderman who, out of the boredom, decided to flash instead of shooting spiderwebs. priceless.

No. wtf is not vulgar.

The trials are gone. And i am a happy boy once more. =)

And i've got nothing good to blog and brag about.

So, i am going to tell you guys why is wtf not vulgar.

You might already have started to wonder with your mouth wide open thinking why it ain't so and. But it really is not.

As most of you have realised, i have got a little addicted to wtf recently. In almost every sentence of mine, wtf will certainly be there. Perhaps some of you people would have assumed that "OMG, ding's an effin rude boy!" But, hell no.

WTF is actually very much similar to OMG.

You use wtf when you are surprised like 'WTF?! Discounts up to 90%?" or "WTF, she is so pretty!" or maybe "WTF?! the food tastes like heaven!"

Omg sounds girlish. Wtf sounds more boy-ish.

Also, WTF happens to be the answer to all questions.

'What do you think about the picture?'
'wtf.'
'Is the food good?'
'wtf.'

You see, somehow wtf just fits in correctly, doesn't it? hehe.

You know why? Because wtf stands for Walao Terribly Fantastic. hehehe.

But sometimes, on rare ocassions, wtf still retains its original meaning.


p/s If you think the last picture had just made your day, tell me and leave your email add. I am just too happy to forward the email to you. lol wtf.

A post about the test and everything of it.

Oh. And the stress killed the cockroach.

And i digress. But wtf.