Dear God.

Now, you have probably heard of God punishing people who have sinned in their lives. He takes everything away from you and make you suffer what you did wrongly.(i think this is what He does.)

Well, what if you sinned online? Well, i think He punishes you by doing something to your router so that you can't go online anymore.

And worst of all, if something of such happens on you, it is excluded from the warranty of the router.

Now you know why your parents keep telling you why it is so important to be a good boy/girl.

p/s This post is again, for the sake of fun. And i do not mean to offend any believes and religion out there.