Get a doctor, pry your heart open and then fix it.
#4
Get a glue. A super one. With or without the red spenders, it's an option.
#3
Find a way to dispose your heart. Any way you like. I know one cannibal living in kl who is more than happy to do it for you. ;)
And then get a new one from our very own National Heart Institute. But remember to make an appointment beforehand. I think if you sign up for their Rakan IJN, you get to get a heart for free (haha. no lar).#2
If it's broken emotionally, because of someone, then get some people from the underground and go hurt that someone badly. Kick his ass or something like that.
By meaning people from underground, i don't mean this.
I mean someone from the hak se wui or the mafias like this.
#1
Wait for the new face of Mr.Willy Wonka to discover the new breed of cure-it-all chocolate. Then nibble down the whole bar(to avoid gaining weight while mending the heart at the same time)and i can assure your broken heart mend-ed(what is the past tense for mend again?) physically, emotionally, mentally, literally.
Mesti Boleh punya. XD
p/s this post is dedicated to those people out there who want to have their broken hearts fixed. And once again, cheer up. =)
the third picture spoils the whole post la.
ReplyDeletelalala. i dun care. i think it's the picture which brighten up the whole post.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Whose heart is broken anyway?
ReplyDeleteThe 3rd pic is cool...in some way
ReplyDeletemuz gif me try the CURE-IT-ALL CHOCOLATE 1 day b4 i die = =
ReplyDeleteif i died,can u make a reviving chocolate for me? ==
Gimme d CURE-IT-ALL choc.... XD
ReplyDeleten i wan it free....:p
nigel- well. one of our mutual friends. ;)
ReplyDeletebryan- why won't you just go straight to the point and say it's cool? =( haha.
bui- die liao then wad also cure liao lar. still want to revive for what? =P
yuan- you can be my tester when i am making it. just in case the choc went wrong, you'll know it. and the good part it, it's free.XD
o wait...there's one thing u missed out!!!u forgot that the chocolate doesn't mend hearts. u are a liar. u shud invent another type of chocolate.
ReplyDeletekiddie- hell no! my chocolate states that it is cure-it-all. so it will! bleh. haha.
ReplyDeleteI ate the chocolate, now im getting sore throat.. lol
ReplyDeletejoel- must be because you did not ate mine. =P
ReplyDeletethere's a manual for eating my chocolate. and one of the first thing is, drink more water after you eat the chocolate. ;)
lol
ReplyDeletemy bad
joel- i forgive you. =p
ReplyDeletehaha. i know this post is dedicated to who. doesn't take a genius to figure. so nice of your lar. :)
ReplyDeletejoiz3- gee. thank you. =)
ReplyDelete==...cure-it-all doesn't really cure it all as the name implies. coz if i don't drink alot of water after eating I would get a sore throat, right? so invent something called "non-heaty-cure-it-all"....that's better. xD
ReplyDeletep:s/ I was right anyway! it's not cure-it-all
zdao~~
ReplyDeletei also wan the cure it all chocolate leh~~^^
kiddie- NO. that's not how it works.
ReplyDeleteLALALALA. i dun wan to talk to you. BLEH.
nx- haha. when i have them, i'll give it to you. in the mean time, stick to cadbury. =)