#5
Get a doctor, pry your heart open and then fix it.

#4
Get a glue. A super one. With or without the red spenders, it's an option.

#3
Find a way to dispose your heart. Any way you like. I know one cannibal living in kl who is more than happy to do it for you. ;)

And then get a new one from our very own
National Heart Institute. But remember to make an appointment beforehand. I think if you sign up for their Rakan IJN, you get to get a heart for free
(haha. no lar).
#2
If it's broken emotionally, because of someone, then get some people from the underground and go hurt that someone badly. Kick his ass or something like that.
By meaning people from underground, i don't mean this.

I mean someone from the
hak se wui or the mafias like this.

#1
Wait for the
new face of Mr.Willy Wonka to discover the new breed of
cure-it-all chocolate. Then nibble down the whole bar
(to avoid gaining weight while mending the heart at the same time)and i can assure your broken heart mend-ed
(what is the past tense for mend again?) physically, emotionally, mentally, literally.

Mesti Boleh punya. XD
p/s this post is dedicated to those people out there who want to have their broken hearts fixed. And once again, cheer up. =)