The proper using of Fuck.

Happy - I'm fucking high.
Dismay - Oh, Fuck it.
Aggression- Fuck you!
Passive- Fuck me.
Command- Go fuck yourself.
Incompetence-He's a fuck up.
Laziness-He's a fuck off
Ignorance-He's a fucking jerk.
Trouble-I guess I am fucked now.
Confusion-What the fuck?
Despair-Fucked again.
Philosophical-Who gives a fuck?
Denial-You ain't fuckin' me.
Rebellion-Fuck the world.
Annoyance-Don't fuck with me.
Encouragement-Keep on fucking.
Etiquette-Pass the fuckin' salt.
Fraud-I just got fucked by my insurance agent.
Organized crime-What the fuck you looking at?
Identification-What the fuck are you?
Ugliness-You're a dumb looking fuck.
Agreement-Mother fucker!
Benevolence-Don't do me any fuckin' favors.