Where am i?

I am at the moon now.

wtf.

McMahatir™

Was browsing through facebook when i came across this. So unrelated. Mcdonald's and Mahatir. oh wait.


Don't want to get caught by the ISA cause i still have an A2 test to finish. So, i'll let you guys do the imagination lar. hahaha. wtf.

The Epic Battle.

The last day of college worked it's way into the heart and unleashed the sentimentality within each and everyone. People were hugging along the corridors, taking pictures with all the people they had stalked for the past 18 months or so, the stalkers smiling like they've never smiled before and the stalked ones with forced smiles on their faces. Either way, it was a sad day.

But not for me and faris. He hated lard! How on earth could someone even hate lard when it's like the best food around? In the end, on that very fateful day, we came to decide that only a fight would bring the argument to rest.



In the end, Ganesh the awesome Indian came to the rescue. He strangled faris to death. Indians are so cool. wtf.

No malays or chinese were harmed in the making of the fight. And this post has nothing to do with race discrimination. And this is i think, a non-halal post, cuz it's got lard involved. Anyway, long live the Indians! XD

p/s this is faris's version.

With 900 bucks, you get...

150 McD set lunch meals.
90 movies.
20 petrol refills.
25 new stephen king novels. 1 new phone.

22 bouquet of roses to impress 22 different girls. Fail 21 times and still have my 22nd chance. wtf.

or you could just use it to settle the aftermath of a car accident. fuck.