Excuses for being absent.

Dearest teacher(s),

Please, can i not go back to school tomorrow?

I still don't feel like going because i haven't finished my homework yet. Not that i never did my homework through out the whole hols, but i need more time to do more revision. Oh, and didn't you receive my invitation card? I am going to get married tomorrow too!
Besides, I also need to save the world, you know. I am Super Prime. The world needs me.
I know all these sound shitty.

Fine. fine. At least do believe that it's the Jurassic Period.
Please, can i not go to school tomorrow?

Update: i got all the results for trials today. I really should seriously go fuck myself. I am such a big time sucker. Throw!

A trip to One-U

Nothing exciting has happened to me lately. Well, some are on their way tho. Like on the 24th, my results for the previous trials. ooh. pretty exciting.

Well, so i went to one u with fuguai people yesterday. And as i was much earlier than they were, i decided to go for bowling. A game costs 8 bucks. throw!
The results were urm...not bad for someone who didn't even stepped into a bowling court for like 3 years.

Then we watched 'Where Got Ghost'. Made me laugh till i almost cried. The laughing scenes are almost incessant. Just so you know. =) movie ticket: 11 bucks.Went for dinner afterwards. And Mr.Fu chose dragon-i. I think that's the name of the shop. lol.


Shredded pork with shredded onion and shredded laaaaaaaaaa-mien. 14 bucks.

Food from Heaven. Ah. The xiaolongpau. The soup that flows out endlessly from this small lump of meat wrapped in flour. And talking about it makes my mouth water once more. 12 bucks. This is Mr. Fu .
The mess we left.
Yes. My bill was 180.55. Only mine.
And this is Mr. Spiderman who, out of the boredom, decided to flash instead of shooting spiderwebs. priceless.

No. wtf is not vulgar.

The trials are gone. And i am a happy boy once more. =)

And i've got nothing good to blog and brag about.

So, i am going to tell you guys why is wtf not vulgar.

You might already have started to wonder with your mouth wide open thinking why it ain't so and. But it really is not.

As most of you have realised, i have got a little addicted to wtf recently. In almost every sentence of mine, wtf will certainly be there. Perhaps some of you people would have assumed that "OMG, ding's an effin rude boy!" But, hell no.

WTF is actually very much similar to OMG.

You use wtf when you are surprised like 'WTF?! Discounts up to 90%?" or "WTF, she is so pretty!" or maybe "WTF?! the food tastes like heaven!"

Omg sounds girlish. Wtf sounds more boy-ish.

Also, WTF happens to be the answer to all questions.

'What do you think about the picture?'
'wtf.'
'Is the food good?'
'wtf.'

You see, somehow wtf just fits in correctly, doesn't it? hehe.

You know why? Because wtf stands for Walao Terribly Fantastic. hehehe.

But sometimes, on rare ocassions, wtf still retains its original meaning.


p/s If you think the last picture had just made your day, tell me and leave your email add. I am just too happy to forward the email to you. lol wtf.

A post about the test and everything of it.

Oh. And the stress killed the cockroach.

And i digress. But wtf.

Happy 52nd!

What if there were no moon but all stars on the Jalur Gemilang?

You get the flag of the United states.


Hmm. Makes me wonder.

Anyway, Thank you for making me me! I am proud to say that i am orang buatan malaysia! wtf.

Happy 52nd Merdeka, Malaysia.


Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!

And then we starved.

I starved myself for 30 hours last saturday, which was also happened to be the day my sister went back to the states.

Pretty funny how everyone puts it. She's going BACK to the states. Like she originated from there or something like that. lol wtf.

Anyway, the starving began on 12 noon on the 22nd of August. I was not excited at all. No. I wasn't. And when the campers slowly arrived one by one, all our conversation was about food. Something that goes like this.

"eh, call mcd lor."
"what to eat later?"
"I thought this was an eat-all-you-can buffet?"

That did not make things better.

I got home at 5 later to go to KLIA to see my sister fly to the states. And when i got home, i totally forgot about the starving stuff, that i went to the fridge at once and looked up and down for food. I found this muffin, put it into the oven and when it was all ready to eat, only did i realise i should not be eating. wtf.

And here's a pic of me and my sister. My friends say that with a wig on me, i look just exactly like her. lol

I got back to the campsite later. And only to realise the people wanted to watch a midnight movie. And fuck, it was a horror one.

I kinda screamed and covered my face with the jacket all throughout the movie. Kept screaming. And one of my friends said. "not scary oso." WTF.


Look at her bloody eyes. Makes me want to slap her.

The next day, we went to the countdown venue. All of us were pretty tired when we reached. And as each singer came out on stage and sang, we just sat there, stared and yawned.
Important people came. But nobody gave a fuck. hehe.


And finally, the awaited Amei.


Everyone who was sleeping got up and cheered for her. Kept screaming, cheering. It was like as if i was on the stage. lol wtf. The girl(s) sitting beside me almost screamed off her lungs.


The lights, the loud music speakers and Amei of course, only made the crowd cheer more.


But somehow, as i wasn't on stage, there were still people who were pretty disappointed. They just sat there as if till kingdom come. wtf.And then there was this guy who just stayed like that for all the time from when i came in, and when we were about to go.


You just can't blame him. After all, his stomach has been empty for like 30 hours. lol.