Where am i?

I am at the moon now.

wtf.

McMahatir™

Was browsing through facebook when i came across this. So unrelated. Mcdonald's and Mahatir. oh wait.


Don't want to get caught by the ISA cause i still have an A2 test to finish. So, i'll let you guys do the imagination lar. hahaha. wtf.

The Epic Battle.

The last day of college worked it's way into the heart and unleashed the sentimentality within each and everyone. People were hugging along the corridors, taking pictures with all the people they had stalked for the past 18 months or so, the stalkers smiling like they've never smiled before and the stalked ones with forced smiles on their faces. Either way, it was a sad day.

But not for me and faris. He hated lard! How on earth could someone even hate lard when it's like the best food around? In the end, on that very fateful day, we came to decide that only a fight would bring the argument to rest.



In the end, Ganesh the awesome Indian came to the rescue. He strangled faris to death. Indians are so cool. wtf.

No malays or chinese were harmed in the making of the fight. And this post has nothing to do with race discrimination. And this is i think, a non-halal post, cuz it's got lard involved. Anyway, long live the Indians! XD

p/s this is faris's version.

With 900 bucks, you get...

150 McD set lunch meals.
90 movies.
20 petrol refills.
25 new stephen king novels. 1 new phone.

22 bouquet of roses to impress 22 different girls. Fail 21 times and still have my 22nd chance. wtf.

or you could just use it to settle the aftermath of a car accident. fuck.

If i am a mouse,

then the purple sheet under me would be a mousepad. wtf.

Hear me, hear me.

If you have had a meal with me before, then you would know that i do not eat meat but not fish and a little seafood.

Well, if you are wondering why is it so, let me tell you.

#1. I do not eat meat because it's a respect for living life.

#2. I am trying to save the environment. My theory was proven true by the april issue of NationalGeographic magazine which states that humans are running out of fresh water. Many countries are unable to provide clean water for their people.

It takes 1857 gallons of water to produce one pound of beef, 1382 for one pound of sausage, 756 for pork and 469 for chicken. No water was needed to produce one pound of fish. Fish lives in the salty sea. See?

I save water by eating fish/seafood. =D

#3. Mcdonald's has the best fishburger around town that i can't resist. XD

So, stop eating meat today. Saves water okayy. hahaha.

p/s and in case you haven't noticed, i don't eat fish which comes in the shape of fish unless forced by my parents only. Other than that, I eat fish that does not look like fish. hahaha.